Actually, the title should read, “what’s your Morning Glory story”. For those of you who do not know, Morning Glory is slang for the erection men sometimes get in the morning and masturbate to relieve themselves. Sometimes funny, sometimes educational, sometimes enlightening, sometimes a cautionary tale, surely every wanker has a masturbation story to tell. Perhaps it is about the first time, or the worst time, or the time that was sheer genius…whatever the case, we invite you to share your best masturbation story here.